Recently David Blaine made international news for spending 3 days in a ball of ice in Times Square. Frankly, I’m not impressed.
In Alaska Eskimos live their entire lives in balls of ice called igloos.
He didn’t even grow a proper beard. Why don’t you try a face blanket Blaine. Instead of that boyish chin strap us Alaskans would consider a badge of shame.
You know what would impress me, if there were a bear in there with you. And you taught him tricks. Maybe if you weren’t aloud to leave until the bear could tap dance. Just throwing it out there. Whatever.
Point is this: David Blaine wouldn’t make it in Alaska, but he’s obviously “made it” in New York.
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